Intervention Staff

Intervention STaff.jpgvention Staff: The Ultimate Military and Police Force in the Galaxy.
The HGE's ultimate force is its Intervention Staff that moniter and control the population. They have gone by other names in the past, such as the Gestapo, Clone Troopers, Civil Protection, and the NYPD, but they are actuall called just what they are labeled here, the Intervention Staff. Some would argue that they are just underpaid Teachers Assistants in an Autism school, but these people would be retards Conspiracy Theorists.

The HGE Intervention Staff's Deadly training.
All members of the HGE are well trained masters in pro-act, an ancient martial art originiating from the ancient country of ancient of Koran, used to strike down enemys of the Empire by restraining them (usually while the Staff has a boner) and repeatedly dropping them with intermitent penetration (usually anal but 10 points are awarded if they can score it in your mouth while you're still retarined) this art also includes use of Fus Ro dah and Kaio Ken Teqniches seen in popular media such popular rape porn anime as "Dragon Ball Z" and video games such as my little pony. They are trained by Master Splinter's deformed half black brotha Master Splitnigga. They have 10 defense, and over 9000 offense.

Not Human's nor Autists
They are a rare species known as Homo Phalluses, a group of bipedal dicks, that reproduce homosexually and are immune to feels. If you had family pass away, they'll still torment you. They will fucking watch you take a shit and masturbate furiously yell at you "SHIT FASTER NAO OR I WILL RAEP YOU IN THE GODDAMN POOPER!" If you ever do anything remotely off color in the halls streets, they will jump and go "Surprise muthafucka" and then taek you to lord yesnik for which the only punishment is death FACING HIS 3 FOOT PENIS SODIZIMUZ MAXIMUS, and walking with your entire hind quarters being forever a hole. However seeing as these people are autistic the only law that applies here is "The current state of things are irrelevant for thou hast copulated" Or in FUCKING NORMAL SPEAK "Doesn't matter had sex"