Imperial Timeline

The Time line for Help Group Empire is as follows:



Some may argue this timelines makes no sense but they are likely lying because they are conspiracy theorists denying the truth or something like that.

A long ass time ago: Earth was made by Master Yesnik

Still a long ass time ago: Shit nobody cares about

Still kinda a long ass time ago: Some old as fuck dude got a boner

Slightly less of a long ass time ago: The previously mentioned old man jacked off into the dirt producing humans.

Still Slightly less than a long ass time ago: Help Group republic was made, with the first order of business being to not jack off into the dirt.

Less than a long ass time ago: More shit nobody cares about

1917: HGR becomes the HGE after rival Germany falls.

1941: HGE leader Seirp disguisses herself as Hitler and and tells the japs to pwn America so that America will help fuck up Germany.

1941 Part2: Successful HGE trolls are successfull

1945: U.S. fucks up Germany and Japan all gangsta like, then gets fat and retarded so HGE can take over.

2001: 9/11 happens after Re-incarnted Leader Seirp disguisses herself as imaginary man Allah and tells the Eroc Sand Niggers to strap on sky dildos and fuck the twin towers in the name of ARRAH!

2001 Part2: Fucking towel heads fell for it.

2012: Established world domination...

2012: Rebellion starts from a homeless man and Autistic child.. not very successful

Today: Some lifeless asshole made this wiki.