Essej Tarks

Essej Tarks
Essej is the party leader of S.H.I.T. and Mailliw's rival. Well known for his alternate timeline version with homocidal tendencies. Essej is goofie and yet strong.(HES ALSO GAY straight ULTRA GAY)

His power level is so high he took a chair to the head and only cried for 20 minutes then kind of laughed.

Essej is also a fecelophiliac.

also cocks

Affiliation with S.H.I.T.
Essej is the founding asshole of the "Stalin Hitler Immitating Totalitarians"

He made it cause he was bored and wanted to plug kids in the chilli hole without interference from Lord Yesnik's Anti-Gay embargo, because Yesnik is as straight as a motherfucking uhhh....hm...well..err, anyway he says it's neuteral but we all know it bats for the same team as Mailliws C.R.A.P. party and secret force "M.A.S.T.E.R." (aka, Mailliw's Autistic Shock Troopers with Extreme Retardation).

Alleged Fecelophilia
Essej is a fucking poop lover, like many of his Egdirb ancestors. He even named his party shit for fucks sake. Recently after a gastroenterologist said he wasn't pooping right, he came out of the closet Porter Potty and said

"No im pretty sure im doing it right. I pull down my pants and boxers, let it all hang loose, relax my butt hole, let it open up, push hard, and as it slides out all brown and green with chunks of corn i then pick it up, squish, smell and taste it to make sure.... Its still the same regular poop. "

I FUCKING SMELL IT

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