Autism Cure (Peanuts)

During the first wars for earth the help group empire weakened the population by the release of Autism disease that inmfected approximatly the entire populatiomn under HGE control. This is because makes you fucking retarded and also makes your cock sucking skills better since you now have a drooling slack jaw. Note to the autistic : Problem? Go EEEEeeEEeEeeEEEE all the way home. Anyfuckingway there was a cure discovered... the consuming of peanuts. It is scientifically 100% correct that it will cure autism if you don't believe us you're probably autistic it was discovered by Danny LLap A SCIENTIFIC GENIUS WHO TALKS OUT OF HIS ASS telepathic back end .However when the HGE found out, the raped the genius out of him and had the peanuts outlawed. Some would say that it is so people alleregeic to peanuts won't die from anaphallactic shock, but this is a bullhonkey lie made by the HGE to cover up the cure. in other news a secondary cure was found. DEATH, the treatments now available, anywhere where you take a dump on a HGE capitol building (DOET FOR BONUS POINTS!!!)