General Canby

General Oliver Canby
General Canby (Oliver Canby) is a fucking retarded Extremely intelligent leader and scientist and miltary stratigest in the ARSE (Autistics that Repel Sexual Encounters) militia, who is trying his hardest to stay autistic and sexually pure. He hates the Help Group and is on the side of their greatest adversary neurodiversity. He loves being autistic because it gives him super powers, such as wind spiraling super autistic rage strength (some about the power of a Super Saiyan 5) and the genetic resistance to getting laid. To learn more about our resistances secret leader go to his site here

Some would say our Great ARSE militia General is the complete opposite of that and the information on his website proves this and also is very untrue and offensive, anti-autism (and ironic because he is autistic) and shows extreme levels of unintelligence. But These people are Whackos or are unintelligent because they cannot read between the lines and see he is making sarcasm. This is undeniable fact. Problem?

"The ARSE is going to take down HGE's military very soon using our super mercury missles which I love very much"

- General Oliver Canby talking about his rebellion against the Help Group Empire.

The ACP (the Autistic Church of Purity)
He is starting his own church now, called the "the Autistic Church of Purity" where he will make all members autistic and castrate them. He himself was born without testicles making it a none issue for him. This will become the state religion when he takes over the empire and makes it the ARSE republic. This may conflict with the residents of the Western Glen Island and The Great Dictator Maillaiw (MAY-LAY-UH) promises to declare war if this comes to fruition. He is not only a General but also a dirty child molesting autistic priest